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A flock of ducks has taken over the local town hall, demanding longer lunch breaks and more ponds. Council members have agreed to negotiate over breadcrumbs.
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"AI Takeover: The Beat Drops... And It's Calculated"
The latest YouTube sensation, "AI Takeover," isn't about robots seizing control—it's about them seizing the DJ booth. This chart-topping single, entirely composed and produced by an artificial intelligence, has critics both baffled and bobbing their heads. As AI continues to blur the lines between creator and creation.
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Invisible Man Loses Election
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Penguins Protest Climate Change
Fed up, Antarctica's penguins organize a march demanding global cooling policies.
Cats Declare Internet Takeover
Felines officially claim responsibility for 99% of all viral content.
Aliens Snub Earth Again
Extraterrestrials bypass Earth for a planet with better reality shows.
Zombies Prefer Vegetarian Diet
Undead uprising shifts as zombies advocate for plant-based eating.
Olympics Adds Teleportation Event
2040 Olympics to feature teleportation races, confusing spectators and athletes.
